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Sweet Home Chicago!!!

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This week I make my triumphant return to the city I grew up in. You might run in to me at; Gino’s East, Billy Goats, Comiskey Park (You heard me!), Al’s Beef, Ale House, Burton Place, Flat Top, Portillos, Lou Malnati’s, San Soo Gab San, Wiener Circle……

if all that doesn’t kill me, catch me @ZaniesChicago April 2-3, 5-6

Strict rule in my contract states I DO NOT perform in the city on a Thursday. Jeff Garlin was nice enough to cover. I will be in Rosemont April 4th.

GET TIX FOR APRIL 2-3 AND 5-6 IN CHICAGO HERE

GET TIX FOR APRIL 4 IN ROSEMONT HERE

 

Oklahoma City — Guess what…?

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Loony Bin in OKC — Next week my friends.

Time for some cold weather. Sweet!! Wanna warm up? See a show? Have some delicious bar food? Laugh? Giggle? Drink? Buy a CD? Hit me up for the money I owe you? Take me to the Steak House that wouldn’t serve Durant……??

You Can do it all in one of the 4 nights I’m in town telling Ha ha’s.

Buy Tix ———-> HERE

20/20/20 – June 5th – Hollywood

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Tonight is the night!!

Come out an catch the first show Mike and I have done together in about 16 years.

Do it now, cause we’ll probably get in to a fight and not do another one until I’m 66.

3 people – 60 minutes – 1 show

I’ll be at 20/20/20 @ Three Clubs – 1123 Vine @ 7:30pm The show is Lizzy Cooperman, Mike Schmidt, and myself. You can get tix here. – CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS

Be there, Don’t be an ass.

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Monday @ Three Clubs in Hollywood – 7:30pm

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It’s Friday. If you anything like me you freaking out thinking “What the hell am I going to do Monday!!” Problem solved.

I’ll be at 20/20/20 @ Three Clubs – 1123 Vine @ 7:30pm The show is Lizzy Cooperman, Mike Schmidt, and myself. You can get tix here. – CLICK ME FOR TICKETS

This show is a big deal for several reasons:

  1. I’m working with my brother. That’s pretty cool in itself.
  2. We each get 20 minutes. That’s a concert by Hollywood standards
  3. If you know my brother and I, you know Mike and I have not shared a comedy stage in almost 17 years. That’s a long time. Thing were different back then;
        1. Bread was like $1
        2. Gas was free.
        3. Dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
        4. Trump was a psychotic narcissist who made rash decisions and destroyed everything he touched with no remorse or concern for the devastation or pain he was causing to others…………. nevermind

4. The last reason is I’m Hollywood ya lazzy ass. How much closer do you need me to be? Until someone books a gig in your frontroom, this is it

Also. if we stay true to form, Mike and I will get in to a huge fight and not talk to each other for another 15 years. You have to wait till 2031 to see us perform together again.

And my Russian is not good, so that show will suck.

Again, tickets???  – CLICK ME FOR TICKETS

Be there, Don’t be an ass.