Real Stand-up – Lenny Schmidt

VERY SPECIAL EVENT!!
Nov 8-9: Studio @Mainstreet – Parker, CO
Fri Nov 8 7:30 (Adult show)
Sat Nov 9 7:30 (PG/Family show)
Sat Nov 9 9:30 (Adult Show)
Order tix RIGHT HERE

First time at this club. First time bringing the PG set to a club on land.

Check the gigs page for many new tour updates.

Correction!! – New Dates!!! Denver, Vegas

on October 3, 2019October 3, 2019 By Lenny Schmidt

I blame myself.

My inexpensive, highly experienced, tech adviser advised me there was a problem with my last update.

Problem solved

It’s that time. the “updated tour schedule” time of the year. Wanna celebrate….? Buy some tix to a show near you.

Click Here for the Tour Schedule

6th Annual Burbank Comedy Festival

on August 12, 2019August 12, 2019 By Lenny Schmidt

Big week in Burbank.

I am thrilled to be featured at this years Burbank Comedy Festival. A full week of shows @ Flappers in Burbank. Literally hundreds of comedians and dozens of shows. Catch me at at least 3 of them. Also, probably on the bar after. Links for cheap tix below.

(Please note, all links expire 24 hours before showtime)

Tues Aug 13 – 9:30PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA (Main Room) TICKETS

Wed Aug 14 – 8:00PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA (Yoo Hoo Room) TICKETS

Fri Aug 16 – 9:30PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA (Main Room) TICKETS

Be There, or else…!

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

@FlappersComedy
@BurbankComFest

From Van Nuys to Burbank – A week of Jokes in the Valley

on August 9, 2019August 8, 2019 By Lenny Schmidt

Four, count them FOUR shows in the Valley next week.

Sun Aug 11 – 8:30PM — I’m back at Van Nuys Comedy Club (@Springbok)

Need a table for this show? I can make that happen. But, I gotta know ASAP.

6th Annual Burbank Comedy Festival

Tues Aug 13 – 9:30PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA (Main Room) TICKETS

Wed Aug 14 – 8:00PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA (Yoo Hoo Room) TICKETS

Fri Aug 16 – 9:30PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA (Main Room) TICKETS

Be There, or else…!

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

Aug 11 – The return to Springbok is NOW!!!

on August 7, 2019August 7, 2019 By Lenny Schmidt

Lot’s of stuff in the Valley next week. Starting with my return to “The Van Nuys Comedy Club” at Springbok.

So many people from my “St. Cyril” days showed up. I was blown away. Many more asked when I will come back. The answer is August 11. If you were there last time, I’ll be doing a totally different set. Lots of new material…. it will again be a great night.

August 11. A Sunday! A Special day. The Lords Day. I believe it goes… “On the 7th day the Lord said “Let there be dick jokes”

…and it will be so.

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

Tonight @theComedyStore – 8PM

on August 4, 2019August 3, 2019 By Lenny Schmidt

2nite’s the night – I have a few comps left for tonights show. REPEAT – I HAVE VERY FEW COMPS. DM me ASAP.

“State Your Minds Comedy”

Sunday August 4th I’ll be involved in a unique TV/taping/pilot presentation thingy.

Come by the “Belly Room’ @TheComedyStore and catch A live taping with myself, Ben Gleib, Bill Devlin, and Mary Gallagher. “State Your Minds Comedy” is the show where the audience gets to ask the questions. We tell jokes, you ask whatever you want after.

Here’s one last list of options.

How long have you been doing comedy?
What would you be doing if you weren’t doing this?
Who made who?
Have you ever eaten the worm?
Have you done time?
Can I mix whites with darks if I don’t use bleach?
Where did you park?
Can I get a martini?
How long can you hold your breath?
Alice….? Who the F%&K!!! is Alice!?

I’ll have more questions throughout the week.

Be there

@Bengleib
@comedycocktail1
@myfriendmary

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy