Tonight @theComedyStore – 8PM

2nite’s the night – I have a few comps left for tonights show. REPEAT – I HAVE VERY FEW COMPS. DM me ASAP.

“State Your Minds Comedy”

Sunday August 4th I’ll be involved in a unique TV/taping/pilot presentation thingy.

Come by the “Belly Room’ @TheComedyStore and catch A live taping with myself, Ben Gleib, Bill Devlin, and Mary Gallagher. “State Your Minds Comedy” is the show where the audience gets to ask the questions. We tell jokes, you ask whatever you want after.

Here’s one last list of options.

  1. How long have you been doing comedy?
  2. What would you be doing if you weren’t doing this?
  3. Who made who?
  4. Have you ever eaten the worm?
  5. Have you done time?
  6. Can I mix whites with darks if I don’t use bleach?
  7. Where did you park?
  8. Can I get a martini?
  9. How long can you hold your breath?
  10. Alice….? Who the F%&K!!! is Alice!?

I’ll have more questions throughout the week.

Be there

@Bengleib
@comedycocktail1
@myfriendmary

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

 

Aug 4th in the Belly Room

“State Your Minds Comedy”

Come by the “Belly Room’ this Sunday @TheComedyStore and catch A live taping with myself, Ben Gleib, Bill Devlin, and Mary Gallagher. “State Your Minds Comedy” is the show where the audience gets to ask the questions. We tell jokes, you ask whatever you want after.

Here are some options.

  1. Why do you keep doing this?
  2. Don’t you have anything better to do?
  3. Do your Social media plugs ever work?
  4. How tall are you?
  5. Who’s a better cook, you or Groupzee?
  6. Can you drive a stick?
  7. What’s your address?
  8. What number am I thinking of?
  9. WHO’S THAT BEHIND YOU?
  10. . Can I get a ride home

I think I’m done with questions for now.

Be there

@Bengleib
@comedycocktail1
@myfriendmary

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

 

Sunday Aug 4th @theComedyStore

“State Your Minds Comedy”

Sunday August 4th come by the “Belly Room’ @TheComedyStore and catch A live taping with myself, Ben Gleib, Bill Devlin, and Mary Gallagher. “State Your Minds Comedy” is the show where the audience gets to ask the questions. We tell jokes, you ask whatever you want after.

Here are some options.

  1. Why did you become a comic?
  2. Do you prefer Uber or Lyft?
  3. How many episodes of “SpongeBob” have you watched?
  4. What’s time is it?
  5. Why would anyone be a Packer fan?
  6.  What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  7. David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
  8. How much can you bench?
  9. Who let the dogs out?
  10. . What’s the best time to eat  a well-done steak?
    1. (Trick question. No one should ever eat a well-done steak)

I’ll have more questions throughout the week.

Be there

@Bengleib
@comedycocktail1
@myfriendmary

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

 

TV taping at The World Famous Comedy Store – Aug 4th

“State Your Minds Comedy”

Sunday August 4th I’ll be involved in a unique TV/taping/pilot presentation thingy.

Come by the “Belly Room’ @TheComedyStore and catch A live taping with myself, Ben Gleib, Bill Devlin, and Mary Gallagher. “State Your Minds Comedy” is the show where the audience gets to ask the questions. We tell jokes, you ask whatever you want after.

Here are some options.

  1. Where did that Joke come from?
  2. Has the most recent PC culture forced you to rethink your writing process?
  3. Who’s your biggest influence?
  4. What’s the quickest way to get out of Bakersfield?
  5. Why would anyone want to go to Bakersfield?
  6. So, you’re going with that shirt?
  7. Are you single?
  8. How much money is in your wallet right now?
  9. How can I book you on a show that will make you famous?
  10. . What’s on your face?

I’ll have more questions throughout the week.

Be there

@Bengleib
@comedycocktail1
#KathyGallagher

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

 

Thank You Chicago!’

Two weeks in the books. Another great trip home made even greater by all of you who came out to support the 14 shows in two weeks. I can’t thank you all enough.

Had a blast working with Nate (Nick) Simmons and Jimmy Flannigan. Two very funny dudes.

Special thanks to the staff @zaniesrosemont. Dan, Cody, Jonathan, Brittney, Lauren, Maria, Pony, the numerous people I’m forgetting, and of course Bert.

Off to “Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club” in Las Vegas

Featured on “Raw Dog”

I was just told my new album “Don’t Hate Stupid” will be featured on “Raw Dog”  @siriusxmcomedy next weekend. April 19-21.

Tune in all next weekend and hear cuts from the new album ALL WEEKEND LONG. Also, the album will be aired in its entirety twice on April 19th at 12pm EST and 7pm EST.

More info to come all next week.

 @siriusxmcomedy #realcomedy #realstandup #realcomedy #RawDogComedy

Flappers in Burbank!!!

Tuesday March 12th

That’s right LA (and area, let’s not get picky).

I am literally in town 1 night. ONE NIGHT!! I could take the whole day off, but NO! I chose to go to the dentist the tell some Ha Ha’s in Burbank. I’m inviting you to the latter.

Link for tix RIGHT HERE.

You have no excuses.

Be there or you suck.

Good News / Bad News (for Chicago area)

First, the good news!!

Next weekend is my last visit to the Chicago area until 2018. One of my FAVORITE clubs!!

Sept 28-30 Back @ Zanies St. Charles in Pheasant Run resort

Sure, it’s Bears/Packers Thursday night. But when that game is over about half way through the first quarter…..Come on out. See me. The show. New jokes. Old CD!!

Be there or you are dead to me!!

Bad news – the Oct 20 @ The Cafe – Mequon, WI 

how has been cancelled. BOOOOO!!! My apologies to the many followers who were looking forward to the show. I got several messages, comments, etc from so many who were looking forward to my return to the cheese state. Apologies to all. I will do my best to return to the wonderful state of Wisconsin. Until then, BOOOOOO to the cancellation.

@zaniesStCharles

@comedyofchicago