Flappers in Burbank!!!

Tuesday March 12th

That’s right LA (and area, let’s not get picky).

I am literally in town 1 night. ONE NIGHT!! I could take the whole day off, but NO! I chose to go to the dentist the tell some Ha Ha’s in Burbank. I’m inviting you to the latter.

Link for tix RIGHT HERE.

You have no excuses.

Be there or you suck.

Good News / Bad News (for Chicago area)

First, the good news!!

Next weekend is my last visit to the Chicago area until 2018. One of my FAVORITE clubs!!

Sept 28-30 Back @ Zanies St. Charles in Pheasant Run resort

Sure, it’s Bears/Packers Thursday night. But when that game is over about half way through the first quarter…..Come on out. See me. The show. New jokes. Old CD!!

Be there or you are dead to me!!

Bad news – the Oct 20 @ The Cafe – Mequon, WI 

how has been cancelled. BOOOOO!!! My apologies to the many followers who were looking forward to the show. I got several messages, comments, etc from so many who were looking forward to my return to the cheese state. Apologies to all. I will do my best to return to the wonderful state of Wisconsin. Until then, BOOOOOO to the cancellation.



All over Chicago tonight.

Now You can see/hear me in Chicago twice tonight.

1. Zanies in Rosemont: The 10X10 Chicago showcase tonight @ 8pm @zaniesrosemont

2. “Pretty Late” with Patty Vasquez. WGN radio Chicago 720am. I’ll be in studio all night long with @pattivasquezCHI

Stop in. Call in. Your choice.

Pick one or you suck.

The Lenny Schmidt Store is ONLINE!!!

That’s right. You can now buy all things Lenny via the intraweb.

It was one year ago this week I released “I am still here”. My fourth CD. Why not celebrate by ordering a signed CD and have it shipped directly to you? Genius, right? I’ll even write whatever you want on there. Just fill out the info when you order.

Just click on:


You’re welcome.

Ha Ha’s @ Ventura Harbor

“I hope you can see your way to stopping by and watching some great comedy this weekend…” DJ Trump

Two nights – 3 Shows!! @ the Ventura Harbor Comedy Club

Be there, or be hired as the new head of the FBI.

One show Friday, Two Saturday. Three headline sets. All weekend. That’s almost 3 hours of “Ha Ha’s” Hit the link above for more info

#reallife #realcomedy #realstandup

20/20/20 – June 5th – Hollywood

Tonight is the night!!

Come out an catch the first show Mike and I have done together in about 16 years.

Do it now, cause we’ll probably get in to a fight and not do another one until I’m 66.

3 people – 60 minutes – 1 show

I’ll be at 20/20/20 @ Three Clubs – 1123 Vine @ 7:30pm The show is Lizzy Cooperman, Mike Schmidt, and myself. You can get tix here. – CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS

Be there, Don’t be an ass.

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Monday @ Three Clubs in Hollywood – 7:30pm

It’s Friday. If you anything like me you freaking out thinking “What the hell am I going to do Monday!!” Problem solved.

I’ll be at 20/20/20 @ Three Clubs – 1123 Vine @ 7:30pm The show is Lizzy Cooperman, Mike Schmidt, and myself. You can get tix here. – CLICK ME FOR TICKETS

This show is a big deal for several reasons:

  1. I’m working with my brother. That’s pretty cool in itself.
  2. We each get 20 minutes. That’s a concert by Hollywood standards
  3. If you know my brother and I, you know Mike and I have not shared a comedy stage in almost 17 years. That’s a long time. Thing were different back then;
        1. Bread was like $1
        2. Gas was free.
        3. Dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
        4. Trump was a psychotic narcissist who made rash decisions and destroyed everything he touched with no remorse or concern for the devastation or pain he was causing to others…………. nevermind

4. The last reason is I’m Hollywood ya lazzy ass. How much closer do you need me to be? Until someone books a gig in your frontroom, this is it

Also. if we stay true to form, Mike and I will get in to a huge fight and not talk to each other for another 15 years. You have to wait till 2031 to see us perform together again.

And my Russian is not good, so that show will suck.

Again, tickets???  – CLICK ME FOR TICKETS

Be there, Don’t be an ass.