Back to the Midwest!!

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New tour dates are on the site. They include another run through the Midwest. My last trip to the Chicago area until 2018.

Sept 28-30 Back @ Zanies St. Charles in Pheasant Run resort

Oct 20 @ The Cafe – Mequon, WI 

Come out or you suck.

 

Back to the “Coal Mines”

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I know, it’s not a “Coal Mine”. It’s a metaphor.

Another fantastic summer vacation with my beautiful daughters has come to end. It’s off to school for them, and back to the stage for me.

If ya think about it, they got the worse deal here.

Book a cruise. Come out to the Caribbean, Mexico, or my September return to the Chicago area…..wherever I may be.

If you dn’t come out and see me live….. you suck.

August:
August 13-17: Carnival Imagination
August 18-25: Carnival Legend

September:
August 31-Sept 4: Carnival Conquest
Sept 4-9: Carnival Conquest
Sept 9-12: Carnival Conquest
Sept 14-17: Carnival Liberty
Sept 18-22: Carnival Splendor
Sept 28-30: Zanies @ Pheasant Run Resort-St. Charles, IL

October:
Oct 5-9: Carnival Splendor
Oct 12-15: Carnival Imagination
Oct 15-19: Carnival Imagination
Oct 23-27: Carnival Inspiration
Oct 27-30: Carnival Inspiration
Oct 31-Nov 3: Carnival Freedom

November:
Nov 10-13: Carnival Inspiration
Nov 15-21: Carnival Magic
Nov 26-Dec 3: Norwegian Getaway

December:
Dec 3-10: Norwegian Getaway
Dec 11-15: Carnival Elation
Dec 21-26: Carnival Magic

 

The Lenny Schmidt Store is ONLINE!!!

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That’s right. You can now buy all things Lenny via the intraweb.

It was one year ago this week I released “I am still here”. My fourth CD. Why not celebrate by ordering a signed CD and have it shipped directly to you? Genius, right? I’ll even write whatever you want on there. Just fill out the info when you order.

Just click on:

I WOULD LOVE TO SPEND $15 ON “I AM STILL HERE” AND MAKE MY LIFE HAPPIER AND FUNNIER

You’re welcome.

Ha Ha’s @ Ventura Harbor

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“I hope you can see your way to stopping by and watching some great comedy this weekend…” DJ Trump

Two nights – 3 Shows!! @ the Ventura Harbor Comedy Club

Be there, or be hired as the new head of the FBI.

One show Friday, Two Saturday. Three headline sets. All weekend. That’s almost 3 hours of “Ha Ha’s” Hit the link above for more info

#reallife #realcomedy #realstandup

This weekend: Ventura Harbor Comedy Club

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Two nights – 3 Shows!! @ the Ventura Harbor Comedy Club

“I hope you can see your way to stopping by and watching some great comedy this weekend…” DJ Trump

Be there, or be hired as the new head of the FBI.

One show Friday, Two Saturday. Three headline sets. All weekend. That’s almost 3 hours of “Ha Ha’s” Hit the link above for more info

#reallife #realcomedy #realstandup

 

20/20/20 – June 5th – Hollywood

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Tonight is the night!!

Come out an catch the first show Mike and I have done together in about 16 years.

Do it now, cause we’ll probably get in to a fight and not do another one until I’m 66.

3 people – 60 minutes – 1 show

I’ll be at 20/20/20 @ Three Clubs – 1123 Vine @ 7:30pm The show is Lizzy Cooperman, Mike Schmidt, and myself. You can get tix here. – CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS

Be there, Don’t be an ass.

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20/20/20 – June 5th – Hollywood

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3 people – 60 minutes – 1 show

I’ll be at 20/20/20 @ Three Clubs – 1123 Vine @ 7:30pm The show is Lizzy Cooperman, Mike Schmidt, and myself. You can get tix here. – CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS

Be there, Don’t be an ass.

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Monday @ Three Clubs in Hollywood – 7:30pm

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It’s Friday. If you anything like me you freaking out thinking “What the hell am I going to do Monday!!” Problem solved.

I’ll be at 20/20/20 @ Three Clubs – 1123 Vine @ 7:30pm The show is Lizzy Cooperman, Mike Schmidt, and myself. You can get tix here. – CLICK ME FOR TICKETS

This show is a big deal for several reasons:

  1. I’m working with my brother. That’s pretty cool in itself.
  2. We each get 20 minutes. That’s a concert by Hollywood standards
  3. If you know my brother and I, you know Mike and I have not shared a comedy stage in almost 17 years. That’s a long time. Thing were different back then;
        1. Bread was like $1
        2. Gas was free.
        3. Dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
        4. Trump was a psychotic narcissist who made rash decisions and destroyed everything he touched with no remorse or concern for the devastation or pain he was causing to others…………. nevermind

4. The last reason is I’m Hollywood ya lazzy ass. How much closer do you need me to be? Until someone books a gig in your frontroom, this is it

Also. if we stay true to form, Mike and I will get in to a huge fight and not talk to each other for another 15 years. You have to wait till 2031 to see us perform together again.

And my Russian is not good, so that show will suck.

Again, tickets???  – CLICK ME FOR TICKETS

Be there, Don’t be an ass.

Back on the West Coast

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3 weeks in the “LA” area. Well, the Southland…ish.

Santa Monica, San Clemente, Santa Barbara, Hollywood, Huntington Beach…. all in the next few weeks.

Check out the TOUR PAGE for specifics

Make an effort, Heh?

Thank You Zanies and St. Charles

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Another stellar week at one of my favorite clubs. Always a treat to play @ZaniesStCharles Made even better by the huge number of family, friends, and awesome fans and followers that drove and even flew in to see the shows. Thanks to Everyone at Zanies. Chris, Todd, Lenard, Barb, Clarrisa, and of course, Bert and Cyndi. Always so great to me and my kids. Special Thanks to Brian Hicks, Halli Borgfjord, and Mike Preston for making it all a great show. I can’t thank you enough. It’s been to long.

Until next time.

@HalliB @funnybrianhicks @ZaniesStCharles