Welcome to Lennyschmidt.com

Quarantine comedy 5 nights a week!!!

Lenny Schmidt’s Quarantine Comedy
every Mon-Fri at 6pm PST: on Facebook
You get two things.
1) A quick Facebook live post. It’s me LIVE!! It’s a chat, a “Q&A”, jokes, sometimes a guest or two… A daily comedic look at life in Quarantine. followed by…
2) A short comedy video posted to my Facebook fan page. It’s a sketchYou can watch, laugh, enjoy or make fun of it.
It’s short, sweet, funny and free.
 
Want even more content???
 
Jump on the my Patreon page. (MRLennySchmidt) Members only get tons of other content, wich may include:
 
– a monthly Zoom writing session. sit in with me a other Patreon Members and help me      write new jokes. I’ll help you write jokes. We’ll help each other!!
– At least 2 LIVE comedy shows monthly. These shows will be interactive! I’ll combine my    show with new material, stuff we write from the session. I mention you in the show
– A free download of my last two albums; “Big Room” and “Don’t Hate Stupid”
– Be the first to get the new album “Secret Daddy”
– Clips from previously recorded live shows
– A personalized signed Headshot
– Tickets to see me live when I come to a town near you.
– A DVD copy of all uploaded content AND the live shows.
– Some Toilet Paper
 
All for as little as $5 monthly. The more you pay, the more you get.. it’s a whole thing.
 
You are Welcome my friend.
 
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Lenny Schmidt Quarantine Comedy – 4-20-2020 (LSQCv12)

Lenny Schmidts Quarantine Comedy
every Mon-Fri at 6pm PST:

You get two things.

1) A quick Facebook live post. It’s a chat, a “Q&A”, jokes… A comedic look at life in Quarantine. followed by…
2)A short comedy video posted to my Facebook fan page. You can watch, laugh, enjoy or make fun of it.

It’s a quick blast of free comedy to literally help you survive. It’s short, sweet, funny and free. Want more content??? Jump on the my Patreon (MRLennySchmidt) page. Search Lenny Schmidt and get tons of content, including live streaming comedy shows, downloadss, Toilet Paper and much more,

Todays video: LSQCv12
“Office Haircut”
Lily cut my hair. She loves the office. You do the math.

#QuarantineComedy #RealComedy #RealJokes #RealLife #StayHome #Funny “TheOffice #Quarantine #Parents #Badhaircut

You’re Welcome.
#realcomedy #reallife #realjokes #QuarantineComedy #Comedy #LennySchmidt #Patreon #MrLennyschmidt #Stayhome #Irishmom 
 
You’re Welcome.

 

 

Lenny Schmidt Quarantine Comedy – 4-20-2020 (CORRECTION)

Lenny Schmidt Quarantine Comedy
every Mon-Fri at 6pm PST:
It was brought to our attention here at the Copa that there was a video issue with yesterdays post. It has been corrected.
Apologies. Yet another screw up by our tech department. They are nothing if not consistent. A staff of completely incompetent morons. All tech for Lenny Schmidt Industries, Bellemay Productions, and here at the Copa is handled directly by the AV department of Westview Middle School. They have been reprimanded. Detentions have been handed out. They will fail you again.
Todays video: (LSQCV11)
“Streetfight”
A story about when my Mom beat up your Mom. 
You’re Welcome.
#realcomedy #reallife #realjokes #QuarantineComedy #Comedy #LennySchmidt #Patreon #MrLennyschmidt #Stayhome #Irishmom 
 
You’re Welcome.

 

 

Lenny Schmidt Quarantine Comedy – 4-20-2020

Lenny Schmidt Quarantine Comedy
every Mon-Fri at 6pm PST:
 
You get two things.
 
1) A quick Facebook live post. It’s a chat, a “Q&A”, jokes… A comedic look at life in Quarantine. followed by…
2)A short comedy video posted to my Facebook fan page. You can watch, laugh, enjoy or make fun of it.
 
It’s a quick blast of free comedy to literally help you survive. It’s short, sweet, funny and free. Want more content??? Jump on the my “Pay to Join” Patreon page. Search Lenny Schmidt and get tons of content, including full on-line live comedy shows.
 
Todays video: (LSQCV11)
“Streetfight”
A story about when my Mom beat up your Mom. 
 
You’re Welcome.
 
#realcomedy #reallife #realjokes #QuarantineComedy #Comedy #LennySchmidt #Patreon #MrLennyschmidt #Stayhome #Irishmom 
 
You’re Welcome.
 

Lenny Schmidt Quarantine Comedy – 4-16-2020

Lenny Schmidt Quarantine Comedy
every Mon-Fri at 6pm PST:
 
You get two things.
 
1) A quick Facebook live post. It’s a chat, a “Q&A”, jokes… A comedic look at life in Quarantine. followed by…
2)A short comedy video posted to my Facebook fan page. You can watch, laugh, enjoy or make fun of it.
 
It’s a quick blast of free comedy to literally help you survive. It’s short, sweet, funny and free. Want more content??? Jump on the my “Pay to Join” Patreon page. Search Lenny Schmidt and get tons of content, including full on-line live comedy shows.
 
Todays video: (LSQCV10)
“Killing Time at the Copa”
How are a 55+ year-old Comedian and his two teenage Daughters killing time during the “Lock Down”?
 
You’re Welcome.
 
#realcomedy #reallife #realjokes #QuarantineComedy #Comedy #LennySchmidt #Patreon #MrLennyschmidt #Stayhome
 
You’re Welcome.
 

Lenny Schmidt Quarantine Comedy – 4-16-2020

Quarantine Comedy every Mon-Fri at 6pm PST:
 
You get two things.
 
1) A quick Facebook live post. It’s a chat, a “Q&A”, jokes… A comedic look at life in Quarantine. followed by…
2)A short comedy video posted to my Facebook fan page. You can watch, laugh, enjoy or make fun of it.
 
It’s a quick blast of free comedy to literally help you survive. It’s short, sweet, funny and free. Want more content??? Jump on the my “Pay to Join” Patreon page. Search Lenny Schmidt and get tons of content, including full on-line live comedy shows.
 
Todays video: Remember Live shows? Crowds? Laughter? I do. Enjoy five minutes of Ha Ha’s recorded live at Zanies in Rosemont, IL
 
You’re Welcome.
 
Zanies Comedy Club Rosemont #realcomedy #reallife #realjokes #QuarantineComedy #Comedy #Standup #LennySchmidt #ZaniesRosemont #Patreon #MrLennyschmidt #Stayhome

Lenny Schmidt: Quarantine Comedy – Mon 4-13-2002

Catch my Facebook live video every Mon-Fri 6pm PS / 9pm ET for a quick blast of comedy. I will follow that up with a video upload to my website. Jokes, sketches, TV, Stand-up, shorts…. A little “Ha Ha” to get us through a hard time.

Did you know you can listen to non-stop comedy on Sirrius XM through May 15. Did you know that? DID YOU!!!? Now you do.
Todays video is a live clip form the recording of “Don’t Hate Stupid”, my latest release that is currently playing on “Laugh USA”. (I through in the plug we shot as well) Wanna hear it? Go to https://800pgr.lnk.to/LaughUSA and listen to me and hundreds (Thousands even) of live comedians right now. It’s like being at a show AND practicing Social Distancing. That’s a WIN/WIN. Be sure to thank @SiriusXM and @800PoundGorillaRecords. They are keeping us all semi-sane during a semi-insane time.
You’re welcome.
LSQC6v – 4-13-2020
#Realcomedy #reallife @SiriusXM and @800PoundGorillaRecords #Livecomedy Zanies Comedy Club St. Charles #QuarantineComedy #Stayhome #Keepyourdistance

 

Lenny Schmidt: Quarantine Comedy – Fri 4-10-2002

Catch my Facebook live video every Mon-Fri 6pm PS / 9pm ET for a quick blast of comedy. I will follow that up with a video upload to my website. Jokes, sketches, TV, Stand-up, shorts…. A little “Ha Ha” to get us through a hard time.

Tonight: “The First Weekly State of the Apartment Address”
Check in with Lenny and the girls and see how things are going at Copa Towers during the “Stay at Home” Quarantine.

The girls and I have shot numerous videos and sketches over the years. Haven’t done any in quite a while. What better time to start up again than when we are locked in to a small apartment together?

Enjoy. CU Monday!!

LSQC5v- Fri 4-10-2020

Lenny Schmidt: Quarantine Comedy – Mon 4-6-2020

Catch me live on Instagram every Mon-Fri 6pm PS / 9pm ET for a quick blast of comedy. I will follow that up with a video upload to my website. Jokes, sketches, TV, Stand-up, shorts…. A little “Ha Ha” to get us through a hard time.

Tonight: The short film “Some Kinda Joke”
“a guy walks into a bar…….” Award winning short film (Best screenplay short Dances with Films 2000) Directed by Alan Altur starring Jimmy Pardo, Lenny Schmidt and Steve Seagren . written by Alan Altur and Steve Seagren

What can I say about this film? Shot twenty years ago, this short features a HUGE chunk of talent from Chicago. Stand-ups, writers, actors…. most of us were new to LA at the time of shooting. No agents, no work, totally unemployed… we had dreams, goals and a lot more hair.  anxious to jump in to the next stage of our careers.  Twenty years later… many of the people featured here have gone on to do some amazing things. Others, did cruise ships. We shot it in a just a handful of days. Had way more fun than we should have. Think about it, 20-30 comedy professionals hanging out for a weekend…. come on.

The bar itself was built on a soundstage. The exteriors were shot at a separate location a few days later.  (Fun Fact; the Lakers won the NBA Championship the same night we shot. We had to avoid sirens, parties, and chaos. But, that meant the police were too busy to ask for our permits, which we did NOT have)

Another fun fact…? Rumor has it Rick Nielson of “Cheap Trick” was a big fan of this movie.

Enjoy. CU Tomorrow!!

LSQC1 – Mon 4-6-2020

Quarantine comedy 5 nights a week!!!

Have you finished the internet? Good, now what?

Catch “Quarantine Comedy” @mrlennyschmidt on Instagram.

I will live stream every Monday-Friday @6pm PT / 9pm ET. I’ll answer questions, interview my teenage roommates, maybe do a little live comedy….. a quick little comedy check-in 5 nights a week.

During each live stream, I will upload a video to my website. It could be anything. short films I’ve been in, recordings from live shows I’ve done, TV shows, commercials, shorts we’ve already started shooting here at the Copa… I have tons of content, let’s watch it. Let’s do this people. In fact, lets start now

As mentioned today on “Patchat”(live stream on IG), Here’s the commercal I did for kournicova.com about twenty years ago.  One of the best times I had shooting anything. The quality on this one is a little rough, but I really love this spot. Enjoy.

 

 

On tap for Monday: The short film “Some Kinda Joke”