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Chinook Winds Casino

on February 18, 2020February 17, 2020 By Lenny Schmidt

PORTLAND, OR………. sort of.

Yet another restraining order has expired and I am now allowed to reenter the state of Oregan. (I say HA!! to that stripper in Bend. I told you it wouldn’t be forever.)

Feb 28-29 I will be appearing at “Comedy at the Coast” at the Chinook Winds Casino. CLICK THIS LINK TO ORDER TICKETS. Catch myself, the very funny Roy Haber, and the Seattle native Monica Nevi at 8pm each night.

Chinook Winds Casino is located in Lincoln City, OR which is a mere 2 hours away from Portland. 2 HOURS!!? That’s nothing. Here’s a list things you could do in 2 hours.

Go to the DMV
Have an impacted wisdom tooth pulled.
A flight layover in Tulsa
Go to a Justin Bieber concert
Drive anywhere in LA
Laundry
Wash your ex-wifes car with a SOS pad
Parent-Teacher conferences.
Write this post
Drive to see Lenny Live @Chinookwinds Casino

Van Nuys Comedy Club Less than a week away!!

on January 24, 2020January 24, 2020 By Lenny Schmidt

Wed Jan 29 @ 8:30pm02 – SPRINGBOK!!!

Last couple weeks I’ve been in Chicago, Mexico City, New York, Cabo, New Orleans……. and now, back to the Valley.

Now, you can walk in to this one for free, however, last time this place was packed. You can guarantee a seat for a measly $5 by CLICKING HERE

Are my jokes really worth $5…..? Yes. Yes they are.

#realjokes
#reallife
#realstandup
#realcomedy

@ZaniesRosemont This week: JAN 9-11!!

on January 6, 2020January 6, 2020 By Lenny Schmidt

The time is now!!

Lenny Schmidt live @ZaniesRosemont Jan 9-11

We here at Lenny Central** are excited to announce that the wait is over. Lenny returns home to the Chicago Area this week. Get tix at the following links:

THERE ARE TWO SEPARATE LINKS FOR ZANIES TICKETS THIS WEEK

Jan 11: 7 and 9:30 shows
Saturday live taping of “SECRET DADDY”
Lenny’s 6th comedy album will be recorded live on stage. Tickets are going fast for these shows. to see the recording, click here- JAN 11: SECRET DADDY

Jan 9-10: Thurs-Fri all shows
The 3 shows before the taping.
Can’t make the taping? Come on out on these night and get an early sneak preview of what’s going on the album. You see it before the album comes out AND before the people who come to the taping. You win!!
For tix to the earlier shows, click here- JAN 9-10: THURSDAY AND FRIDAY

You’re welcome.

** “Lenny Central” refers to the entire Lenny Schmidt social media team, which is run by the 6th grade class of Westview Middle School”

#realjokes #reallife #realstandup #realcomedy @zaniesrosemont

Update on Zanies shows — 2 separate ticket links!!

on January 3, 2020January 3, 2020 By Lenny Schmidt

We** have had numerous people contact us stating they are having problems purchasing tix the “Lenny Schmidt Shows” next week @zaniesrosemont. We can clear that up right now….

THERE ARE TWO SEPARATE LINKS FOR TICKETS ZANIES NEXT WEEK

1. Jan 11: 7 and 9:30 shows
Saturday taping of “SECRET DADDY”
Lenny’s 6th comedy album will be recorded live on stage. Tickets are going fast for these shows. For tix to the recording, click here- JAN 11: SECRET DADDY

2 Jan 9-10: Thurs-Fri all shows
The 3 shows before the taping.
Can’t make the taping? Come on out on these night and get an early sneak preview of what’s going on the album. You hear it before the album comes out AND before the people who come to the taping. You win!!
For tix to the earlier shows, click here- JAN 9-10: THURSDAY AND FRIDAY

(** By “We” I refer to the new staff I hired to handle my social media. The 6th grade class of Westview Middle School)

Here’s a little clip for your trouble.

You’re welcome.

2020 live shows update

on December 30, 2019December 30, 2019 By Lenny Schmidt

2019 is almost a memory, so lets focus on the future:

2020 TOUR INFO UPDATE!!

Several additions to the “GIG” for 2020. Vegas, OKC, Oregon, Wichita are just some of the places I’ll be next year. But First….

January 11: LIVE TAPING @ ZANIES IN ROSEMONT!!!
See a live taping of Lenny’s 6th comedy album and first DVD “SECRET DADDY”
Both shows will be taped. 7:30 / 9:00

***PURCHASE TICKETS HERE***

Tickets are going fast. Normally I lie about that. Not this time. People are literally coming in from all over the country to see these shows in Rosemont in January. I know weird right?

Unless the people on my fan pages are lying.

Merry Christmas from Lenny Schmidt and Zanies Rosemont!!

on December 23, 2019December 23, 2019 By Lenny Schmidt

So, you finished your Christmas shopping and you forgot your Uncle Howard?? WTF!? What will you do,,,? WHAT WILL YOU DO!?!?!?!

How about tickets to see the live recording of the new Lenny Schmidt comedy album “Secret Daddy”? You even get to pick between a 7pm or 9:30pm show. You’re welcome. Click the link below and order tickets now.

THIS IS THE LINK TO CLICK FOR TICKETS

Nothing says Happy “Whatever Holiday you are celebrating these days” than live comedy.