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6th Annual Burbank Comedy Festival

Big week in Burbank.

I am thrilled to be featured at this years Burbank Comedy Festival. A full week of shows @ Flappers in Burbank. Literally hundreds of comedians and dozens of shows. Catch me at at least 3 of them. Also, probably on the bar after. Links for cheap tix below.

(Please note, all links expire 24 hours before showtime)

Tues Aug 13 – 9:30PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA (Main Room) TICKETS

Wed Aug 14 – 8:00PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA  (Yoo Hoo Room) TICKETS

Fri Aug 16 – 9:30PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA (Main Room) TICKETS

Be There, or else…!

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

@FlappersComedy
@BurbankComFest

From Van Nuys to Burbank – A week of Jokes in the Valley

Four, count them FOUR shows in  the Valley next week.

Sun Aug 11 – 8:30PM — I’m back at Van Nuys Comedy Club (@Springbok)

Need a table for this show? I can make that happen. But, I gotta know ASAP.

6th Annual Burbank Comedy Festival

I am thrilled to be featured at this years Burbank Comedy Festival. A full week of shows @ Flappers in Burbank. Literally hundreds of comedians and dozens of shows. Catch me at at least 3 of them. Also, probably on the bar after. Links for cheap tix below. (Please note, all links expire 24 hours before showtime)

Tues Aug 13 – 9:30PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA (Main Room) TICKETS

Wed Aug 14 – 8:00PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA  (Yoo Hoo Room) TICKETS

Fri Aug 16 – 9:30PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA (Main Room) TICKETS

Be There, or else…!

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

Aug 11 – The return to Springbok is NOW!!!

 

Lot’s of stuff in the Valley next week. Starting with my return to “The Van Nuys Comedy Club” at Springbok.

So many people from my “St. Cyril” days showed up. I was blown away. Many more asked when I will come back. The answer is August 11. If you were there last time, I’ll be doing a totally different set. Lots of new material…. it will again be a great night.

August 11. A Sunday! A Special day. The Lords Day. I believe it goes… “On the 7th day the Lord said “Let there be dick jokes”

…and it will be so.

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

Tonight @theComedyStore – 8PM

2nite’s the night – I have a few comps left for tonights show. REPEAT – I HAVE VERY FEW COMPS. DM me ASAP.

“State Your Minds Comedy”

Sunday August 4th I’ll be involved in a unique TV/taping/pilot presentation thingy.

Come by the “Belly Room’ @TheComedyStore and catch A live taping with myself, Ben Gleib, Bill Devlin, and Mary Gallagher. “State Your Minds Comedy” is the show where the audience gets to ask the questions. We tell jokes, you ask whatever you want after.

Here’s one last list of options.

  1. How long have you been doing comedy?
  2. What would you be doing if you weren’t doing this?
  3. Who made who?
  4. Have you ever eaten the worm?
  5. Have you done time?
  6. Can I mix whites with darks if I don’t use bleach?
  7. Where did you park?
  8. Can I get a martini?
  9. How long can you hold your breath?
  10. Alice….? Who the F%&K!!! is Alice!?

I’ll have more questions throughout the week.

Be there

@Bengleib
@comedycocktail1
@myfriendmary

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

 

Aug 4th in the Belly Room

“State Your Minds Comedy”

Come by the “Belly Room’ this Sunday @TheComedyStore and catch A live taping with myself, Ben Gleib, Bill Devlin, and Mary Gallagher. “State Your Minds Comedy” is the show where the audience gets to ask the questions. We tell jokes, you ask whatever you want after.

Here are some options.

  1. Why do you keep doing this?
  2. Don’t you have anything better to do?
  3. Do your Social media plugs ever work?
  4. How tall are you?
  5. Who’s a better cook, you or Groupzee?
  6. Can you drive a stick?
  7. What’s your address?
  8. What number am I thinking of?
  9. WHO’S THAT BEHIND YOU?
  10. . Can I get a ride home

I think I’m done with questions for now.

Be there

@Bengleib
@comedycocktail1
@myfriendmary

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

 

Sunday Aug 4th @theComedyStore

“State Your Minds Comedy”

Sunday August 4th come by the “Belly Room’ @TheComedyStore and catch A live taping with myself, Ben Gleib, Bill Devlin, and Mary Gallagher. “State Your Minds Comedy” is the show where the audience gets to ask the questions. We tell jokes, you ask whatever you want after.

Here are some options.

  1. Why did you become a comic?
  2. Do you prefer Uber or Lyft?
  3. How many episodes of “SpongeBob” have you watched?
  4. What’s time is it?
  5. Why would anyone be a Packer fan?
  6.  What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  7. David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
  8. How much can you bench?
  9. Who let the dogs out?
  10. . What’s the best time to eat  a well-done steak?
    1. (Trick question. No one should ever eat a well-done steak)

I’ll have more questions throughout the week.

Be there

@Bengleib
@comedycocktail1
@myfriendmary

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

 

TV taping at The World Famous Comedy Store – Aug 4th

“State Your Minds Comedy”

Sunday August 4th I’ll be involved in a unique TV/taping/pilot presentation thingy.

Come by the “Belly Room’ @TheComedyStore and catch A live taping with myself, Ben Gleib, Bill Devlin, and Mary Gallagher. “State Your Minds Comedy” is the show where the audience gets to ask the questions. We tell jokes, you ask whatever you want after.

Here are some options.

  1. Where did that Joke come from?
  2. Has the most recent PC culture forced you to rethink your writing process?
  3. Who’s your biggest influence?
  4. What’s the quickest way to get out of Bakersfield?
  5. Why would anyone want to go to Bakersfield?
  6. So, you’re going with that shirt?
  7. Are you single?
  8. How much money is in your wallet right now?
  9. How can I book you on a show that will make you famous?
  10. . What’s on your face?

I’ll have more questions throughout the week.

Be there

@Bengleib
@comedycocktail1
#KathyGallagher

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

 

Aug 11 – The return to Springbok!!!

Springbok

Apparently, things went well @ the “Van Nuys Comedy Club’ in Springbok…. cause they asked me back!!

August 11. A Sunday! A Special day. The Lords Day. I believe it goes… “On the 7th day the Lord said “Let there be dick jokes”

…and it will be so.

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

Springbok!!! Wednesday the 3rd.

Springbok
The time is now.

My first appearance at Springbok in Van Nuys is this week on July 3rd!!

Nothing says “America” better than comedy in the Valley. Come on and watch some “Ha Ha’s”, drink beers, and spend one last night with your fingers before the 4th.

I have been asked Tens of times when I will be in the Valley.

The time is now.

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

What? Comedy in Van Nuys??

It’s a good news / Bad News thing.

First, I finally will be making an appearance at Springbok in Van Nuys on July 3rd!!

Nothing says “America” better than comedy in the Valley. Come on out and see me on the very same stage that I watched “The Undercovers” perform on thousands* of times.

Also in July, my first appearance on Princess Cruise Lines. If you happen to be in Denmark, Berlin, or England… hop on board!

The only bad news, I had to cancel the Kenosha gig. My sincere apologies to everyone in Southern Wisconsin. It could not be avoided.

More info go to the GIGS page.

(*Thousands might be an exaggeration)