Big Weekend @ZaniesStCharles is here!!

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That silly Bears mess is over. Come out to Zanies and cheer yourself up. Have a drink, one of their fine fruit and cheese plates, and dream about the Mitch Trubisky era. And this weekend….?

This weekend….?

We LAUGH

@mrlennyschmidt
@zaniesStCharles
@Comedyofchicago

#reallife
#realcomedy
#realstandup

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Free Zanies Tickets — TONIGHT NIGHT ONLY!!!

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What? You heard me… Want free tickets for tonights 8pm show @ZaniesStCharles…. of course you do.

Go to Stcharles.zanies.com order tickets – use Promo code Lenny – get them for free.

Dude, I have my own Promo code.

If you don’t use it, you’re just insulting me.

@mrlennyschmidt
@zaniesStCharles
@Comedyofchicago

#reallife
#realcomedy
#realstandup

Zanies in St. Charles – Three nights this week!!

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Feel free to kneel during my performance.

Sept 28-30 Back @ Zanies St. Charles in Pheasant Run resort

@zaniesStCharles

@comedyofchicago

Good News / Bad News (for Chicago area)

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First, the good news!!

Next weekend is my last visit to the Chicago area until 2018. One of my FAVORITE clubs!!

Sept 28-30 Back @ Zanies St. Charles in Pheasant Run resort

Sure, it’s Bears/Packers Thursday night. But when that game is over about half way through the first quarter…..Come on out. See me. The show. New jokes. Old CD!!

Be there or you are dead to me!!

Bad news – the Oct 20 @ The Cafe – Mequon, WI 

how has been cancelled. BOOOOO!!! My apologies to the many followers who were looking forward to the show. I got several messages, comments, etc from so many who were looking forward to my return to the cheese state. Apologies to all. I will do my best to return to the wonderful state of Wisconsin. Until then, BOOOOOO to the cancellation.

@zaniesStCharles

@comedyofchicago

Help Hurricane Harvey Victims

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Spent last night on “Pretty Late” with Patti Vasquez on WGN AM720 Chicago talking to people in Texas and everywhere about Hurricane Harvey and ways people can help. I got lots of info from my Houston comic friends.

Here’s one way to help. CLICK HERE

Please. Give what you can.

All over Chicago tonight.

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Now You can see/hear me in Chicago twice tonight.

1. Zanies in Rosemont: The 10X10 Chicago showcase tonight @ 8pm @zaniesrosemont

2. “Pretty Late” with Patty Vasquez. WGN radio Chicago 720am. I’ll be in studio all night long with @pattivasquezCHI

Stop in. Call in. Your choice.

Pick one or you suck.

Back to the Midwest!!

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New tour dates are on the site. They include another run through the Midwest. My last trip to the Chicago area until 2018.

Sept 28-30 Back @ Zanies St. Charles in Pheasant Run resort

Oct 20 @ The Cafe – Mequon, WI 

Come out or you suck.

 

Back to the “Coal Mines”

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I know, it’s not a “Coal Mine”. It’s a metaphor.

Another fantastic summer vacation with my beautiful daughters has come to end. It’s off to school for them, and back to the stage for me.

If ya think about it, they got the worse deal here.

Book a cruise. Come out to the Caribbean, Mexico, or my September return to the Chicago area…..wherever I may be.

If you dn’t come out and see me live….. you suck.

August:
August 13-17: Carnival Imagination
August 18-25: Carnival Legend

September:
August 31-Sept 4: Carnival Conquest
Sept 4-9: Carnival Conquest
Sept 9-12: Carnival Conquest
Sept 14-17: Carnival Liberty
Sept 18-22: Carnival Splendor
Sept 28-30: Zanies @ Pheasant Run Resort-St. Charles, IL

October:
Oct 5-9: Carnival Splendor
Oct 12-15: Carnival Imagination
Oct 15-19: Carnival Imagination
Oct 23-27: Carnival Inspiration
Oct 27-30: Carnival Inspiration
Oct 31-Nov 3: Carnival Freedom

November:
Nov 10-13: Carnival Inspiration
Nov 15-21: Carnival Magic
Nov 26-Dec 3: Norwegian Getaway

December:
Dec 3-10: Norwegian Getaway
Dec 11-15: Carnival Elation
Dec 21-26: Carnival Magic

 

The Lenny Schmidt Store is ONLINE!!!

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That’s right. You can now buy all things Lenny via the intraweb.

It was one year ago this week I released “I am still here”. My fourth CD. Why not celebrate by ordering a signed CD and have it shipped directly to you? Genius, right? I’ll even write whatever you want on there. Just fill out the info when you order.

Just click on:

I WOULD LOVE TO SPEND $15 ON “I AM STILL HERE” AND MAKE MY LIFE HAPPIER AND FUNNIER

You’re welcome.

Ha Ha’s @ Ventura Harbor

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“I hope you can see your way to stopping by and watching some great comedy this weekend…” DJ Trump

Two nights – 3 Shows!! @ the Ventura Harbor Comedy Club

Be there, or be hired as the new head of the FBI.

One show Friday, Two Saturday. Three headline sets. All weekend. That’s almost 3 hours of “Ha Ha’s” Hit the link above for more info

#reallife #realcomedy #realstandup