Tag: funny

@LoonyBinOKC – Tonight!!

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Let’s get the week off to a good start.

I come back to town, TODAY, loaded with jokes, observations and opinions on life, love, and all things social media.

Wednesday’s are Service Industry Night. Get in free with paystub from restaurant, hotel, club or casino. Also anyone can get $2.00 tickets for Wednesday by calling in for reservations before 5:30.

Need tickets?

Click – HERE

Call – 405-239-4242

Good News / Bad News (for Chicago area)

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First, the good news!!

Next weekend is my last visit to the Chicago area until 2018. One of my FAVORITE clubs!!

Sept 28-30 Back @ Zanies St. Charles in Pheasant Run resort

Sure, it’s Bears/Packers Thursday night. But when that game is over about half way through the first quarter…..Come on out. See me. The show. New jokes. Old CD!!

Be there or you are dead to me!!

Bad news – the Oct 20 @ The Cafe – Mequon, WI 

how has been cancelled. BOOOOO!!! My apologies to the many followers who were looking forward to the show. I got several messages, comments, etc from so many who were looking forward to my return to the cheese state. Apologies to all. I will do my best to return to the wonderful state of Wisconsin. Until then, BOOOOOO to the cancellation.

@zaniesStCharles

@comedyofchicago

Back to the “Coal Mines”

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I know, it’s not a “Coal Mine”. It’s a metaphor.

Another fantastic summer vacation with my beautiful daughters has come to end. It’s off to school for them, and back to the stage for me.

If ya think about it, they got the worse deal here.

Book a cruise. Come out to the Caribbean, Mexico, or my September return to the Chicago area…..wherever I may be.

If you dn’t come out and see me live….. you suck.

August:
August 13-17: Carnival Imagination
August 18-25: Carnival Legend

September:
August 31-Sept 4: Carnival Conquest
Sept 4-9: Carnival Conquest
Sept 9-12: Carnival Conquest
Sept 14-17: Carnival Liberty
Sept 18-22: Carnival Splendor
Sept 28-30: Zanies @ Pheasant Run Resort-St. Charles, IL

October:
Oct 5-9: Carnival Splendor
Oct 12-15: Carnival Imagination
Oct 15-19: Carnival Imagination
Oct 23-27: Carnival Inspiration
Oct 27-30: Carnival Inspiration
Oct 31-Nov 3: Carnival Freedom

November:
Nov 10-13: Carnival Inspiration
Nov 15-21: Carnival Magic
Nov 26-Dec 3: Norwegian Getaway

December:
Dec 3-10: Norwegian Getaway
Dec 11-15: Carnival Elation
Dec 21-26: Carnival Magic

 

The Lenny Schmidt Store is ONLINE!!!

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That’s right. You can now buy all things Lenny via the intraweb.

It was one year ago this week I released “I am still here”. My fourth CD. Why not celebrate by ordering a signed CD and have it shipped directly to you? Genius, right? I’ll even write whatever you want on there. Just fill out the info when you order.

Just click on:

I WOULD LOVE TO SPEND $15 ON “I AM STILL HERE” AND MAKE MY LIFE HAPPIER AND FUNNIER

You’re welcome.