18 Friday Aug 2017
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New tour dates are on the site. They include another run through the Midwest. My last trip to the Chicago area until 2018.
Sept 28-30 Back @ Zanies St. Charles in Pheasant Run resort
Oct 20 @ The Cafe – Mequon, WI
Come out or you suck.
08 Tuesday Aug 2017
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I know, it’s not a “Coal Mine”. It’s a metaphor.
Another fantastic summer vacation with my beautiful daughters has come to end. It’s off to school for them, and back to the stage for me.
If ya think about it, they got the worse deal here.
Book a cruise. Come out to the Caribbean, Mexico, or my September return to the Chicago area…..wherever I may be.
If you dn’t come out and see me live….. you suck.
August:
August 13-17: Carnival Imagination
August 18-25: Carnival Legend
September:
August 31-Sept 4: Carnival Conquest
Sept 4-9: Carnival Conquest
Sept 9-12: Carnival Conquest
Sept 14-17: Carnival Liberty
Sept 18-22: Carnival Splendor
Sept 28-30: Zanies @ Pheasant Run Resort-St. Charles, IL
October:
Oct 5-9: Carnival Splendor
Oct 12-15: Carnival Imagination
Oct 15-19: Carnival Imagination
Oct 23-27: Carnival Inspiration
Oct 27-30: Carnival Inspiration
Oct 31-Nov 3: Carnival Freedom
November:
Nov 10-13: Carnival Inspiration
Nov 15-21: Carnival Magic
Nov 26-Dec 3: Norwegian Getaway
December:
Dec 3-10: Norwegian Getaway
Dec 11-15: Carnival Elation
Dec 21-26: Carnival Magic
05 Wednesday Jul 2017
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That’s right. You can now buy all things Lenny via the intraweb.
It was one year ago this week I released “I am still here”. My fourth CD. Why not celebrate by ordering a signed CD and have it shipped directly to you? Genius, right? I’ll even write whatever you want on there. Just fill out the info when you order.
Just click on:
I WOULD LOVE TO SPEND $15 ON “I AM STILL HERE” AND MAKE MY LIFE HAPPIER AND FUNNIER
You’re welcome.
05 Friday May 2017
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With Chicago a few weeks away I added a few more ships, a gig in Northern CA, Hollywood and Santa Monica to the schedule….. No reason you shouldn’t be there.
No Reason.
Don’t make me hunt you down.
09 Sunday Apr 2017
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You can catch me 4 days a week on the Carnival Imagination all of April. Startinnnnnggg…. NOW!!
05 Wednesday Apr 2017
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Right now, I’m in Belize…
Tonight, I’ll be in North Hollywood
Jokes must be told. This is how I roll.
Wednesday April 5th @830pm
The Scene
13307 Saticoy St, North Hollywood, CA 91605
08 Wednesday Mar 2017
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Back at it. Baja bound and the trip starts with my favorite words…… UPGRADE.
@CarnivalCruiseLines
@CarnivalEntertainment
#reallife
#realcomedy
#realstandup
01 Wednesday Feb 2017
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“Whats that you” you ask?”
“Bangers and Mash” I answer.
“Where can I get that?” you ask again.
Molly Blooms in San Clemente. Plan it around 9pm. Then you can eat said “Bangers and Mash” while I am on stage telling “Ha Ha’s”
Get there a little early and we will both partake in “Bangers and Mash”
Either way, get to Molly Blooms tonight.
“Of course” You answer.
31 Tuesday Jan 2017
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Live near Cantors? Need something to do after you eat your Matzo Ball soup? Walk across the street
29 Sunday Jan 2017
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Oh My!
Tour page is updated. Upcoming shows include “The Dime Bar” This Tues Jan 31. A classic LA hang-out. Always a great show. This one is PACKED with talent, Plus, THEY HAVE TACOS!!!!! If you know me…… You know that’s a plus.
Also coming up next week… San Clemente, Hunting Beach… If you are i the OC and need to laugh come on out.
Need more specifics….? CLICK THE TOUR PAGE LINK ABOVE!!
