@ZaniesRosemont This week: JAN 9-11!!

The time is now!!

Lenny Schmidt live @ZaniesRosemont Jan 9-11

We here at Lenny Central** are excited to announce that the wait is over. Lenny returns home to the Chicago Area this week. Get tix at the following links:

THERE ARE TWO SEPARATE LINKS FOR ZANIES TICKETS THIS WEEK

Jan 11: 7 and 9:30 shows
Saturday live taping of “SECRET DADDY”
Lenny’s 6th comedy album will be recorded live on stage. Tickets are going fast for these shows. to see the recording, click here- JAN 11: SECRET DADDY

Jan 9-10: Thurs-Fri all shows
The 3 shows before the taping.
Can’t make the taping? Come on out on these night and get an early sneak preview of what’s going on the album. You see it before the album comes out AND before the people who come to the taping. You win!!
For tix to the earlier shows, click here- JAN 9-10: THURSDAY AND FRIDAY

You’re welcome.

** “Lenny Central” refers to the entire Lenny Schmidt social media team, which is run by the 6th grade class of Westview Middle School”

#realjokes #reallife #realstandup #realcomedy @zaniesrosemont

 

Update on Zanies shows — 2 separate ticket links!!

We** have had numerous people contact us stating they are having problems purchasing tix the “Lenny Schmidt Shows” next week @zaniesrosemont. We can clear that up right now….

THERE ARE TWO SEPARATE LINKS FOR TICKETS ZANIES NEXT WEEK

1. Jan 11: 7 and 9:30 shows
Saturday taping of “SECRET DADDY”
Lenny’s 6th comedy album will be recorded live on stage. Tickets are going fast for these shows. For tix to the recording, click here- JAN 11: SECRET DADDY

2 Jan 9-10: Thurs-Fri all shows
The 3 shows before the taping.
Can’t make the taping? Come on out on these night and get an early sneak preview of what’s going on the album. You hear it before the album comes out AND before the people who come to the taping. You win!!
For tix to the earlier shows, click here- JAN 9-10: THURSDAY AND FRIDAY

(** By “We” I refer to the new staff I hired to handle my social media. The 6th grade class of Westview Middle School)

Here’s a little clip for your trouble.

You’re welcome.

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2020 live shows update

2019 is almost a memory, so lets focus on the future:

2020 TOUR INFO UPDATE!!

Several additions to the “GIG” for 2020. Vegas, OKC, Oregon, Wichita are just some of the places  I’ll be next year. But First….

January 11: LIVE TAPING @ ZANIES IN ROSEMONT!!!
See a live taping of Lenny’s 6th comedy album and first DVD  “SECRET DADDY”
Both shows will be taped. 7:30 / 9:00

***PURCHASE TICKETS HERE***

Tickets are going fast. Normally I lie about that. Not this time. People are literally coming in from all over the country to see these shows in Rosemont in January. I know weird right?

Unless the people on my fan pages are lying.

Merry Christmas from Lenny Schmidt and Zanies Rosemont!!

So, you finished your Christmas shopping and you forgot your Uncle Howard?? WTF!? What will you do,,,? WHAT WILL YOU DO!?!?!?!

How about tickets to see the live recording of the new Lenny Schmidt comedy album “Secret Daddy”? You even get to pick between a 7pm or 9:30pm show. You’re welcome. Click the link below and order tickets now.

THIS IS THE LINK TO CLICK FOR TICKETS

Nothing says Happy “Whatever Holiday you are celebrating these days” than live comedy.

 

Tonight @theComedyStore – 8PM

2nite’s the night – I have a few comps left for tonights show. REPEAT – I HAVE VERY FEW COMPS. DM me ASAP.

“State Your Minds Comedy”

Sunday August 4th I’ll be involved in a unique TV/taping/pilot presentation thingy.

Come by the “Belly Room’ @TheComedyStore and catch A live taping with myself, Ben Gleib, Bill Devlin, and Mary Gallagher. “State Your Minds Comedy” is the show where the audience gets to ask the questions. We tell jokes, you ask whatever you want after.

Here’s one last list of options.

  1. How long have you been doing comedy?
  2. What would you be doing if you weren’t doing this?
  3. Who made who?
  4. Have you ever eaten the worm?
  5. Have you done time?
  6. Can I mix whites with darks if I don’t use bleach?
  7. Where did you park?
  8. Can I get a martini?
  9. How long can you hold your breath?
  10. Alice….? Who the F%&K!!! is Alice!?

I’ll have more questions throughout the week.

Be there

@Bengleib
@comedycocktail1
@myfriendmary

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

 

Aug 4th in the Belly Room

“State Your Minds Comedy”

Come by the “Belly Room’ this Sunday @TheComedyStore and catch A live taping with myself, Ben Gleib, Bill Devlin, and Mary Gallagher. “State Your Minds Comedy” is the show where the audience gets to ask the questions. We tell jokes, you ask whatever you want after.

Here are some options.

  1. Why do you keep doing this?
  2. Don’t you have anything better to do?
  3. Do your Social media plugs ever work?
  4. How tall are you?
  5. Who’s a better cook, you or Groupzee?
  6. Can you drive a stick?
  7. What’s your address?
  8. What number am I thinking of?
  9. WHO’S THAT BEHIND YOU?
  10. . Can I get a ride home

I think I’m done with questions for now.

Be there

@Bengleib
@comedycocktail1
@myfriendmary

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

 

Sunday Aug 4th @theComedyStore

“State Your Minds Comedy”

Sunday August 4th come by the “Belly Room’ @TheComedyStore and catch A live taping with myself, Ben Gleib, Bill Devlin, and Mary Gallagher. “State Your Minds Comedy” is the show where the audience gets to ask the questions. We tell jokes, you ask whatever you want after.

Here are some options.

  1. Why did you become a comic?
  2. Do you prefer Uber or Lyft?
  3. How many episodes of “SpongeBob” have you watched?
  4. What’s time is it?
  5. Why would anyone be a Packer fan?
  6.  What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  7. David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
  8. How much can you bench?
  9. Who let the dogs out?
  10. . What’s the best time to eat  a well-done steak?
    1. (Trick question. No one should ever eat a well-done steak)

I’ll have more questions throughout the week.

Be there

@Bengleib
@comedycocktail1
@myfriendmary

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

 

TV taping at The World Famous Comedy Store – Aug 4th

“State Your Minds Comedy”

Sunday August 4th I’ll be involved in a unique TV/taping/pilot presentation thingy.

Come by the “Belly Room’ @TheComedyStore and catch A live taping with myself, Ben Gleib, Bill Devlin, and Mary Gallagher. “State Your Minds Comedy” is the show where the audience gets to ask the questions. We tell jokes, you ask whatever you want after.

Here are some options.

  1. Where did that Joke come from?
  2. Has the most recent PC culture forced you to rethink your writing process?
  3. Who’s your biggest influence?
  4. What’s the quickest way to get out of Bakersfield?
  5. Why would anyone want to go to Bakersfield?
  6. So, you’re going with that shirt?
  7. Are you single?
  8. How much money is in your wallet right now?
  9. How can I book you on a show that will make you famous?
  10. . What’s on your face?

I’ll have more questions throughout the week.

Be there

@Bengleib
@comedycocktail1
#KathyGallagher

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy