Lenny Schmidt: Quarantine Comedy – Mon 4-13-2002

Catch my Facebook live video every Mon-Fri 6pm PS / 9pm ET for a quick blast of comedy. I will follow that up with a video upload to my website. Jokes, sketches, TV, Stand-up, shorts…. A little “Ha Ha” to get us through a hard time.

Did you know you can listen to non-stop comedy on Sirrius XM through May 15. Did you know that? DID YOU!!!? Now you do.
Todays video is a live clip form the recording of “Don’t Hate Stupid”, my latest release that is currently playing on “Laugh USA”. (I through in the plug we shot as well) Wanna hear it? Go to https://800pgr.lnk.to/LaughUSA and listen to me and hundreds (Thousands even) of live comedians right now. It’s like being at a show AND practicing Social Distancing. That’s a WIN/WIN. Be sure to thank @SiriusXM and @800PoundGorillaRecords. They are keeping us all semi-sane during a semi-insane time.
You’re welcome.
LSQC6v – 4-13-2020
#Realcomedy #reallife @SiriusXM and @800PoundGorillaRecords #Livecomedy Zanies Comedy Club St. Charles #QuarantineComedy #Stayhome #Keepyourdistance

 

Lenny Schmidt: Quarantine Comedy – Fri 4-10-2002

Catch my Facebook live video every Mon-Fri 6pm PS / 9pm ET for a quick blast of comedy. I will follow that up with a video upload to my website. Jokes, sketches, TV, Stand-up, shorts…. A little “Ha Ha” to get us through a hard time.

Tonight: “The First Weekly State of the Apartment Address”
Check in with Lenny and the girls and see how things are going at Copa Towers during the “Stay at Home” Quarantine.

The girls and I have shot numerous videos and sketches over the years. Haven’t done any in quite a while. What better time to start up again than when we are locked in to a small apartment together?

Enjoy. CU Monday!!

LSQC5v- Fri 4-10-2020

Lenny Schmidt: Quarantine Comedy – Mon 4-6-2020

Catch me live on Instagram every Mon-Fri 6pm PS / 9pm ET for a quick blast of comedy. I will follow that up with a video upload to my website. Jokes, sketches, TV, Stand-up, shorts…. A little “Ha Ha” to get us through a hard time.

Tonight: The short film “Some Kinda Joke”
“a guy walks into a bar…….” Award winning short film (Best screenplay short Dances with Films 2000) Directed by Alan Altur starring Jimmy Pardo, Lenny Schmidt and Steve Seagren . written by Alan Altur and Steve Seagren

What can I say about this film? Shot twenty years ago, this short features a HUGE chunk of talent from Chicago. Stand-ups, writers, actors…. most of us were new to LA at the time of shooting. No agents, no work, totally unemployed… we had dreams, goals and a lot more hair.  anxious to jump in to the next stage of our careers.  Twenty years later… many of the people featured here have gone on to do some amazing things. Others, did cruise ships. We shot it in a just a handful of days. Had way more fun than we should have. Think about it, 20-30 comedy professionals hanging out for a weekend…. come on.

The bar itself was built on a soundstage. The exteriors were shot at a separate location a few days later.  (Fun Fact; the Lakers won the NBA Championship the same night we shot. We had to avoid sirens, parties, and chaos. But, that meant the police were too busy to ask for our permits, which we did NOT have)

Another fun fact…? Rumor has it Rick Nielson of “Cheap Trick” was a big fan of this movie.

Enjoy. CU Tomorrow!!

LSQC1 – Mon 4-6-2020

Chinook Winds Casino in Lincoln City, OR

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TONIGHT!!!!

All weekend I will be appearing at “Comedy at the Coast” at the Chinook Winds Casino.  Drive on down to casino where I lost a ton of money last night and watch me tell several jokes, get paid, and lose that money too.

CLICK THIS LINK TO ORDER TICKETS.  Catch myself, the very funny Roy Haber, and the Seattle native Monica Nevi at 8pm each night.

Chinook Winds Casino is located in Lincoln City, OR which is a mere 2 hours away from Portland. 2 HOURS!!? That’s nothing. Here’s a list things you could do in 2 hours.

 

Chinook Winds Casino

PORTLAND, OR………. sort of.

Yet another restraining order has expired and I am now allowed to reenter the state of Oregan. (I say HA!! to that stripper in Bend. I told you it wouldn’t be forever.)

Feb 28-29 I will be appearing at “Comedy at the Coast” at the Chinook Winds Casino.  CLICK THIS LINK TO ORDER TICKETS.  Catch myself, the very funny Roy Haber, and the Seattle native Monica Nevi at 8pm each night.

Chinook Winds Casino is located in Lincoln City, OR which is a mere 2 hours away from Portland. 2 HOURS!!? That’s nothing. Here’s a list things you could do in 2 hours.

  1. Go to the DMV
  2. Have an impacted wisdom tooth pulled.
  3. A flight layover in Tulsa
  4. Go to a Justin Bieber concert
  5. Drive anywhere in LA
  6. Laundry
  7. Wash your ex-wifes car with a SOS pad
  8. Parent-Teacher conferences.
  9. Write this post
  10. Drive to see Lenny Live @Chinookwinds Casino

 

Van Nuys Comedy Club Less than a week away!!

 

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Wed Jan 29 @ 8:30pm02 – SPRINGBOK!!!

Last couple weeks I’ve been in Chicago, Mexico City, New York, Cabo, New Orleans……. and now, back to the Valley. 

Now, you can walk in to this one for free, however, last time this place was packed. You can guarantee a seat for a measly $5 by CLICKING HERE

Are my jokes really worth $5…..? Yes. Yes they are.

#realjokes
#reallife
#realstandup
#realcomedy

@ZaniesRosemont This week: JAN 9-11!!

The time is now!!

Lenny Schmidt live @ZaniesRosemont Jan 9-11

We here at Lenny Central** are excited to announce that the wait is over. Lenny returns home to the Chicago Area this week. Get tix at the following links:

THERE ARE TWO SEPARATE LINKS FOR ZANIES TICKETS THIS WEEK

Jan 11: 7 and 9:30 shows
Saturday live taping of “SECRET DADDY”
Lenny’s 6th comedy album will be recorded live on stage. Tickets are going fast for these shows. to see the recording, click here- JAN 11: SECRET DADDY

Jan 9-10: Thurs-Fri all shows
The 3 shows before the taping.
Can’t make the taping? Come on out on these night and get an early sneak preview of what’s going on the album. You see it before the album comes out AND before the people who come to the taping. You win!!
For tix to the earlier shows, click here- JAN 9-10: THURSDAY AND FRIDAY

You’re welcome.

** “Lenny Central” refers to the entire Lenny Schmidt social media team, which is run by the 6th grade class of Westview Middle School”

#realjokes #reallife #realstandup #realcomedy @zaniesrosemont

 

Update on Zanies shows — 2 separate ticket links!!

We** have had numerous people contact us stating they are having problems purchasing tix the “Lenny Schmidt Shows” next week @zaniesrosemont. We can clear that up right now….

THERE ARE TWO SEPARATE LINKS FOR TICKETS ZANIES NEXT WEEK

1. Jan 11: 7 and 9:30 shows
Saturday taping of “SECRET DADDY”
Lenny’s 6th comedy album will be recorded live on stage. Tickets are going fast for these shows. For tix to the recording, click here- JAN 11: SECRET DADDY

2 Jan 9-10: Thurs-Fri all shows
The 3 shows before the taping.
Can’t make the taping? Come on out on these night and get an early sneak preview of what’s going on the album. You hear it before the album comes out AND before the people who come to the taping. You win!!
For tix to the earlier shows, click here- JAN 9-10: THURSDAY AND FRIDAY

(** By “We” I refer to the new staff I hired to handle my social media. The 6th grade class of Westview Middle School)

Here’s a little clip for your trouble.

You’re welcome.

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2020 live shows update

2019 is almost a memory, so lets focus on the future:

2020 TOUR INFO UPDATE!!

Several additions to the “GIG” for 2020. Vegas, OKC, Oregon, Wichita are just some of the places  I’ll be next year. But First….

January 11: LIVE TAPING @ ZANIES IN ROSEMONT!!!
See a live taping of Lenny’s 6th comedy album and first DVD  “SECRET DADDY”
Both shows will be taped. 7:30 / 9:00

***PURCHASE TICKETS HERE***

Tickets are going fast. Normally I lie about that. Not this time. People are literally coming in from all over the country to see these shows in Rosemont in January. I know weird right?

Unless the people on my fan pages are lying.