@ZaniesRosemont This week: JAN 9-11!!

The time is now!!

Lenny Schmidt live @ZaniesRosemont Jan 9-11

We here at Lenny Central** are excited to announce that the wait is over. Lenny returns home to the Chicago Area this week. Get tix at the following links:

THERE ARE TWO SEPARATE LINKS FOR ZANIES TICKETS THIS WEEK

Jan 11: 7 and 9:30 shows
Saturday live taping of “SECRET DADDY”
Lenny’s 6th comedy album will be recorded live on stage. Tickets are going fast for these shows. to see the recording, click here- JAN 11: SECRET DADDY

Jan 9-10: Thurs-Fri all shows
The 3 shows before the taping.
Can’t make the taping? Come on out on these night and get an early sneak preview of what’s going on the album. You see it before the album comes out AND before the people who come to the taping. You win!!
For tix to the earlier shows, click here- JAN 9-10: THURSDAY AND FRIDAY

You’re welcome.

** “Lenny Central” refers to the entire Lenny Schmidt social media team, which is run by the 6th grade class of Westview Middle School”

#realjokes #reallife #realstandup #realcomedy @zaniesrosemont

 

Update on Zanies shows — 2 separate ticket links!!

We** have had numerous people contact us stating they are having problems purchasing tix the “Lenny Schmidt Shows” next week @zaniesrosemont. We can clear that up right now….

THERE ARE TWO SEPARATE LINKS FOR TICKETS ZANIES NEXT WEEK

1. Jan 11: 7 and 9:30 shows
Saturday taping of “SECRET DADDY”
Lenny’s 6th comedy album will be recorded live on stage. Tickets are going fast for these shows. For tix to the recording, click here- JAN 11: SECRET DADDY

2 Jan 9-10: Thurs-Fri all shows
The 3 shows before the taping.
Can’t make the taping? Come on out on these night and get an early sneak preview of what’s going on the album. You hear it before the album comes out AND before the people who come to the taping. You win!!
For tix to the earlier shows, click here- JAN 9-10: THURSDAY AND FRIDAY

(** By “We” I refer to the new staff I hired to handle my social media. The 6th grade class of Westview Middle School)

Here’s a little clip for your trouble.

You’re welcome.

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2020 live shows update

2019 is almost a memory, so lets focus on the future:

2020 TOUR INFO UPDATE!!

Several additions to the “GIG” for 2020. Vegas, OKC, Oregon, Wichita are just some of the places  I’ll be next year. But First….

January 11: LIVE TAPING @ ZANIES IN ROSEMONT!!!
See a live taping of Lenny’s 6th comedy album and first DVD  “SECRET DADDY”
Both shows will be taped. 7:30 / 9:00

***PURCHASE TICKETS HERE***

Tickets are going fast. Normally I lie about that. Not this time. People are literally coming in from all over the country to see these shows in Rosemont in January. I know weird right?

Unless the people on my fan pages are lying.

Merry Christmas from Lenny Schmidt and Zanies Rosemont!!

So, you finished your Christmas shopping and you forgot your Uncle Howard?? WTF!? What will you do,,,? WHAT WILL YOU DO!?!?!?!

How about tickets to see the live recording of the new Lenny Schmidt comedy album “Secret Daddy”? You even get to pick between a 7pm or 9:30pm show. You’re welcome. Click the link below and order tickets now.

THIS IS THE LINK TO CLICK FOR TICKETS

Nothing says Happy “Whatever Holiday you are celebrating these days” than live comedy.

 

6th Annual Burbank Comedy Festival

Big week in Burbank.

I am thrilled to be featured at this years Burbank Comedy Festival. A full week of shows @ Flappers in Burbank. Literally hundreds of comedians and dozens of shows. Catch me at at least 3 of them. Also, probably on the bar after. Links for cheap tix below.

(Please note, all links expire 24 hours before showtime)

Tues Aug 13 – 9:30PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA (Main Room) TICKETS

Wed Aug 14 – 8:00PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA  (Yoo Hoo Room) TICKETS

Fri Aug 16 – 9:30PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA (Main Room) TICKETS

Be There, or else…!

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

@FlappersComedy
@BurbankComFest

From Van Nuys to Burbank – A week of Jokes in the Valley

Four, count them FOUR shows in  the Valley next week.

Sun Aug 11 – 8:30PM — I’m back at Van Nuys Comedy Club (@Springbok)

Need a table for this show? I can make that happen. But, I gotta know ASAP.

6th Annual Burbank Comedy Festival

I am thrilled to be featured at this years Burbank Comedy Festival. A full week of shows @ Flappers in Burbank. Literally hundreds of comedians and dozens of shows. Catch me at at least 3 of them. Also, probably on the bar after. Links for cheap tix below. (Please note, all links expire 24 hours before showtime)

Tues Aug 13 – 9:30PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA (Main Room) TICKETS

Wed Aug 14 – 8:00PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA  (Yoo Hoo Room) TICKETS

Fri Aug 16 – 9:30PM — Flappers in Burbank, CA (Main Room) TICKETS

Be There, or else…!

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

Aug 11 – The return to Springbok is NOW!!!

 

Lot’s of stuff in the Valley next week. Starting with my return to “The Van Nuys Comedy Club” at Springbok.

So many people from my “St. Cyril” days showed up. I was blown away. Many more asked when I will come back. The answer is August 11. If you were there last time, I’ll be doing a totally different set. Lots of new material…. it will again be a great night.

August 11. A Sunday! A Special day. The Lords Day. I believe it goes… “On the 7th day the Lord said “Let there be dick jokes”

…and it will be so.

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

Tonight @theComedyStore – 8PM

2nite’s the night – I have a few comps left for tonights show. REPEAT – I HAVE VERY FEW COMPS. DM me ASAP.

“State Your Minds Comedy”

Sunday August 4th I’ll be involved in a unique TV/taping/pilot presentation thingy.

Come by the “Belly Room’ @TheComedyStore and catch A live taping with myself, Ben Gleib, Bill Devlin, and Mary Gallagher. “State Your Minds Comedy” is the show where the audience gets to ask the questions. We tell jokes, you ask whatever you want after.

Here’s one last list of options.

  1. How long have you been doing comedy?
  2. What would you be doing if you weren’t doing this?
  3. Who made who?
  4. Have you ever eaten the worm?
  5. Have you done time?
  6. Can I mix whites with darks if I don’t use bleach?
  7. Where did you park?
  8. Can I get a martini?
  9. How long can you hold your breath?
  10. Alice….? Who the F%&K!!! is Alice!?

I’ll have more questions throughout the week.

Be there

@Bengleib
@comedycocktail1
@myfriendmary

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

 

Aug 4th in the Belly Room

“State Your Minds Comedy”

Come by the “Belly Room’ this Sunday @TheComedyStore and catch A live taping with myself, Ben Gleib, Bill Devlin, and Mary Gallagher. “State Your Minds Comedy” is the show where the audience gets to ask the questions. We tell jokes, you ask whatever you want after.

Here are some options.

  1. Why do you keep doing this?
  2. Don’t you have anything better to do?
  3. Do your Social media plugs ever work?
  4. How tall are you?
  5. Who’s a better cook, you or Groupzee?
  6. Can you drive a stick?
  7. What’s your address?
  8. What number am I thinking of?
  9. WHO’S THAT BEHIND YOU?
  10. . Can I get a ride home

I think I’m done with questions for now.

Be there

@Bengleib
@comedycocktail1
@myfriendmary

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy