Professional Funnyman: Proving his 6th grade teacher wrong for over 30 years
Parker, CO – Rosemont, IL, – Las Vegas…..
Next weekend: Nov 8-9
VERY SPECIAL EVENT!!
Nov 8-9: Studio @Mainstreet – Parker, CO
Fri Nov 8 7:30 (Adult show)
Sat Nov 9 7:30 (PG/Family show)
Sat Nov 9 9:30 (Adult Show)
Order tix RIGHT HERE
First time at this club. First time bringing the PG set to a club on land.
Check the gigs page for many new tour updates.
Here’s a video clip from “Don’t Hate Stupid” which will be played in it’s entirety Friday April 19 @ 7pm—- THAT IS TONIGHT PEOPLE.
Tracks from the album will be played all weekend long. tune in listen, then buy it. Use the THIS LINK, the link at the top of my site, or go to Google Play, Soundcloud,
ITUNES, Spotify, Amazon, Pandora, Deezer, or Tidal.
those are your orders. Get to it
Your welcome.
#realcomedy
#realstandup
#reallife
#RawDog
@siriusxmcomedy
@800lbRecords
It’s almost time!!
My new album “Don’t Hate Stupid” is the featured release all weekend long on the “Raw Dog” channel @siriusxmcomedy April 19-21. Hear tracks ALL WEEKEND LONG as well as the album in its entirety at 12pm and 7pm EST on tomorrow.
Your welcome.
#realcomedy
#realstandup
#reallife
#RawDog
@siriusxmcomedy
@800lbrecords
My new album “Don’t Hate Stupid” is the featured release all weekend long on the “Raw Dog” channel @siriusxmcomedy April 19-21. Hear tracks ALL WEEKEND LONG as well as the album in its entirety at 12pm and 7pm EST on Friday.
Your welcome.
#realcomedy
#realstandup
#reallife
#RawDog
@siriusxmcomedy
Let’s wrap it up people.
FINAL 2019 CHICAGO AREA DATES!!!
Buy tix HERE!!
PS: 🙂 – $3 tix for 2nites 10:30 show. use code word WILD at check out.
This is really it. its been a great two week run here at home. But, I’m gone for at least a year after Saturday.
You have no excuses.
This is on you.
If you don’t show up…… I will look upon you with disgust.
#reallife #realcomedy #realstandup
Don’t panic, it’s not too late.
4 nights/6 shows left.
FINAL 2019 CHICAGO AREA DATES!!!
Hey tix HERE!!
This is me telling jokes….
A) At an unnamed club in Los Angeles
B) At a garage sale in Dwight, IL
C) before I load some trucks
D) YOU DON”T KNOW
You have to physically come to tonight’s show and ask the answer.
This week I make my triumphant return to the city I grew up in. You might run in to me at; Gino’s East, Billy Goats, Comiskey Park (You heard me!), Al’s Beef, Ale House, Burton Place, Flat Top, Portillos, Lou Malnati’s, San Soo Gab San, Wiener Circle……
if all that doesn’t kill me, catch me @ZaniesChicago April 2-3, 5-6
Strict rule in my contract states I DO NOT perform in the city on a Thursday. Jeff Garlin was nice enough to cover. I will be in Rosemont April 4th.
GET TIX FOR APRIL 2-3 AND 5-6 IN CHICAGO HERE
GET TIX FOR APRIL 4 IN ROSEMONT HERE
I return home, just in time for opening day!!!
Zanies on North Wells – April 2-3, Aprils 5-6
Zanies in Rosemont – April 4, April 10-13
Get you tickets now… NOW I SAID!!!!