Professional Funnyman: Proving his 6th grade teacher wrong for over 30 years
Here’s a video clip from “Don’t Hate Stupid” which will be played in it’s entirety Friday April 19 @ 7pm—- THAT IS TONIGHT PEOPLE.
Tracks from the album will be played all weekend long. tune in listen, then buy it. Use the THIS LINK, the link at the top of my site, or go to Google Play, Soundcloud,
ITUNES, Spotify, Amazon, Pandora, Deezer, or Tidal.
those are your orders. Get to it
Your welcome.
#realcomedy
#realstandup
#reallife
#RawDog
@siriusxmcomedy
@800lbRecords
It’s almost time!!
My new album “Don’t Hate Stupid” is the featured release all weekend long on the “Raw Dog” channel @siriusxmcomedy April 19-21. Hear tracks ALL WEEKEND LONG as well as the album in its entirety at 12pm and 7pm EST on tomorrow.
Your welcome.
#realcomedy
#realstandup
#reallife
#RawDog
@siriusxmcomedy
@800lbrecords
My new album “Don’t Hate Stupid” is the featured release all weekend long on the “Raw Dog” channel @siriusxmcomedy April 19-21. Hear tracks ALL WEEKEND LONG as well as the album in its entirety at 12pm and 7pm EST on Friday.
Your welcome.
#realcomedy
#realstandup
#reallife
#RawDog
@siriusxmcomedy
Two weeks in the books. Another great trip home made even greater by all of you who came out to support the 14 shows in two weeks. I can’t thank you all enough.
Had a blast working with Nate (Nick) Simmons and Jimmy Flannigan. Two very funny dudes.
Special thanks to the staff @zaniesrosemont. Dan, Cody, Jonathan, Brittney, Lauren, Maria, Pony, the numerous people I’m forgetting, and of course Bert.
Off to “Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club” in Las Vegas
This is me telling jokes….
A) At an unnamed club in Los Angeles
B) At a garage sale in Dwight, IL
C) before I load some trucks
D) YOU DON”T KNOW
You have to physically come to tonight’s show and ask the answer.
This week I make my triumphant return to the city I grew up in. You might run in to me at; Gino’s East, Billy Goats, Comiskey Park (You heard me!), Al’s Beef, Ale House, Burton Place, Flat Top, Portillos, Lou Malnati’s, San Soo Gab San, Wiener Circle……
if all that doesn’t kill me, catch me @ZaniesChicago April 2-3, 5-6
Strict rule in my contract states I DO NOT perform in the city on a Thursday. Jeff Garlin was nice enough to cover. I will be in Rosemont April 4th.
GET TIX FOR APRIL 2-3 AND 5-6 IN CHICAGO HERE
GET TIX FOR APRIL 4 IN ROSEMONT HERE
I return home, just in time for opening day!!!
Zanies on North Wells – April 2-3, Aprils 5-6
Zanies in Rosemont – April 4, April 10-13
Get you tickets now… NOW I SAID!!!!
The schedule is filling up with big stuff:
A complete schedule update on the GIGS page.
Much more to come in 2019…….
…….unless I forget how to be funny. Then, nevermind.
Still a few seats available for the taping Saturday night @zaniesstcharles
LIVE CD/SPECIAL Recording @ Zanies in St. Charles @ the Pheasant Run Resort
October 13 – 2 SHOWS – 7:30 and 9:45
We will tape both shows. Want Two tickets for the price of one? Okay. Contact Zanies. Call or use the link above. Use promo code 5LIVE. There will be cameras, microphones, me, camera people, you, me, surprises, beer, me…. it will be a fun night for all.
See you @ZaniesStCharles
Real Comedy
Real Life
Real Stand-up
LIVE CD/SPECIAL Recording @ Zanies in St. Charles @ the Pheasant Run Resort
October 13 – 2 SHOWS – 7:30 and 9:45
We will tape both shows. Want Two tickets for the price of one? Okay. Contact Zanies. Call or use the link above. Use promo code 5LIVE. There will be cameras, microphones, me, camera people, you, me, surprises, beer, me…. it will be a fun night for all.
See you @ZaniesStCharles
Real Comedy
Real Life
Real Stand-up