Back to the “Coal Mines”

I know, it’s not a “Coal Mine”. It’s a metaphor.

Another fantastic summer vacation with my beautiful daughters has come to end. It’s off to school for them, and back to the stage for me.

If ya think about it, they got the worse deal here.

Book a cruise. Come out to the Caribbean, Mexico, or my September return to the Chicago area…..wherever I may be.

If you dn’t come out and see me live….. you suck.

August 13-17: Carnival Imagination
August 18-25: Carnival Legend

August 31-Sept 4: Carnival Conquest
Sept 4-9: Carnival Conquest
Sept 9-12: Carnival Conquest
Sept 14-17: Carnival Liberty
Sept 18-22: Carnival Splendor
Sept 28-30: Zanies @ Pheasant Run Resort-St. Charles, IL

Oct 5-9: Carnival Splendor
Oct 12-15: Carnival Imagination
Oct 15-19: Carnival Imagination
Oct 23-27: Carnival Inspiration
Oct 27-30: Carnival Inspiration
Oct 31-Nov 3: Carnival Freedom

Nov 10-13: Carnival Inspiration
Nov 15-21: Carnival Magic
Nov 26-Dec 3: Norwegian Getaway

Dec 3-10: Norwegian Getaway
Dec 11-15: Carnival Elation
Dec 21-26: Carnival Magic


Zanies in Rosemont starts…. NOW

Lenny Schmidt kicks off a big week at Zanies in Rosemont tonight.


Wed-Thur @ 8pm – Lenny live onstage. Tons of new material since his previous Rosemont appearance.


Fri and Sat @8 and 10:30pm – join Lenny as he records his 4th CD “25: LIVE” commemorating his 25+ years on the stand-up stage.


Lenny sits down with Dan Carlson in the to discuss whatever the hell Dan wants to discuss on the “Beyond ORD” podcast from the Rosemont Zanies Green Room this week


Hitting the stage with Lenny this week will be two of Chicagos best; Fritz and Pat McGann.


Lenny returns to WGN radio AM720 ¬†@ joins Patti Vasquez Wednesday night on “Pretty Late” from 11:30pm to 2:00am¬†Wednesday night.

That’s a full week.

You have no excuses / you have been warned.