Springbok!!! Wednesday the 3rd.

Springbok
The time is now.

My first appearance at Springbok in Van Nuys is this week on July 3rd!!

Nothing says “America” better than comedy in the Valley. Come on and watch some “Ha Ha’s”, drink beers, and spend one last night with your fingers before the 4th.

I have been asked Tens of times when I will be in the Valley.

The time is now.

#realjokes
#reallife
#realcomedy

What? Comedy in Van Nuys??

It’s a good news / Bad News thing.

First, I finally will be making an appearance at Springbok in Van Nuys on July 3rd!!

Nothing says “America” better than comedy in the Valley. Come on out and see me on the very same stage that I watched “The Undercovers” perform on thousands* of times.

Also in July, my first appearance on Princess Cruise Lines. If you happen to be in Denmark, Berlin, or England… hop on board!

The only bad news, I had to cancel the Kenosha gig. My sincere apologies to everyone in Southern Wisconsin. It could not be avoided.

More info go to the GIGS page.

(*Thousands might be an exaggeration)

Flappers in Burbank!!!

Tuesday March 12th

That’s right LA (and area, let’s not get picky).

I am literally in town 1 night. ONE NIGHT!! I could take the whole day off, but NO! I chose to go to the dentist the tell some Ha Ha’s in Burbank. I’m inviting you to the latter.

Link for tix RIGHT HERE.

You have no excuses.

Be there or you suck.

Tomorrow @ Ye Olde Kings head in Santa Monica

Nov 1 @ “Ye Olde Kings Head: in Santa Monica!!

8pm – Ha Ha’s less than a block from the beach. How can you say no???

For my Chicago fans: What better way to celebrate forcing a game 7!?!?!?!

For my Cleveland fans: what better way to celebrate your World Series victory?!?!?!

Pick one of the above.

Click on the link above, go to my “Tour schedule” page. Which ever is easier.

Just be There!!!

Two shows in the LA area — THIS WEEKEND!!

When was the last time you went to an old school LA comedy night? You know what I mean; The smell of beer and pee, sticky floor, new comics, old comics, sticky comics, “actors”, “writers”, Mickey Rourke, Faye Dunaway, (metaphorically) chicken wings, nachos, a tower of beer…. Come on!! It’s People with dreams performing for people who used to have dreams…. It’s classic LA. You have a chance this weekend…. TWICE.

Come out and see if I can mix new jokes with old. Experience the process!!!

Sunday 8/28: The End Zone Bar and Grill @ 8:30
8420 Lankershim Blvd, Sun Valley, CA 91352
I haven’t been to this place, but the yelp reviews are all over the place. I’m very excited.

Monday 8/29: Brennan’s
4089 Lincoln Blvd, Marina Del Rey, CA 90292
I have been to this place. Again, YELP, no help at all.

If you’re paying attention you see Sunday is in the north, Monday in the south. I get around. you’ll also notice, it’s technically AFTER the weekend. Deal with it.

Experience the process!!!

Be there or your a dick.