Your wait is over.

Tonight – Tuesday March 12 – 7:30pm @FlappersComedy – Yoo Hoo room (they may or may not serve Yoo Hoo)

I suggest you get there early and eat food. I’m funnier on a full stomach.

Be there, or I will find you!!!!!~

Two shows in the LA area — THIS WEEKEND!!

When was the last time you went to an old school LA comedy night? You know what I mean; The smell of beer and pee, sticky floor, new comics, old comics, sticky comics, “actors”, “writers”, Mickey Rourke, Faye Dunaway, (metaphorically) chicken wings, nachos, a tower of beer…. Come on!! It’s People with dreams performing for people who used to have dreams…. It’s classic LA. You have a chance this weekend…. TWICE.

Come out and see if I can mix new jokes with old. Experience the process!!!

Sunday 8/28: The End Zone Bar and Grill @ 8:30
8420 Lankershim Blvd, Sun Valley, CA 91352
I haven’t been to this place, but the yelp reviews are all over the place. I’m very excited.

Monday 8/29: Brennan’s
4089 Lincoln Blvd, Marina Del Rey, CA 90292
I have been to this place. Again, YELP, no help at all.

If you’re paying attention you see Sunday is in the north, Monday in the south. I get around. you’ll also notice, it’s technically AFTER the weekend. Deal with it.

Experience the process!!!

Be there or your a dick.

One Year Closer to Death

Back in LA next week…

Dec 8th: Flappers, Burbank – Main Room. I love this place!! Come out and seed Lenny tell jokes on his Birthday Eve.

Dec 9th: BIRTHDAY (Year closer to Death)

Dec 11-12: Jr’ Comedy Club, Valencia, CA – This is a headline set. Meaning not 10, not 20, not even 30 minutes of comedy….. try 50 MINUTES!!! That is correct. That’s what headlining is all about, baby. Take the ride up to Valencia. And don’t be all whiney…”But Lenny, Valencia is soo far, I’m so tired…” Blow me. It’s 15 minutes from the Valley. Make an effort. Plus, it’s in a Marie Callender’s, which means there’s pie. So shut up, start the car and head north.

Ticket and club info? click HERE FOR THE TOUR PAGE


Be there, or get coal for Christmas.