Tonight!!!

Your wait is over.

Tonight – Tuesday March 12 – 7:30pm @FlappersComedy – Yoo Hoo room (they may or may not serve Yoo Hoo)

I suggest you get there early and eat food. I’m funnier on a full stomach.

Be there, or I will find you!!!!!~

Flappers in Burbank!!!

Tuesday March 12th

That’s right LA (and area, let’s not get picky).

I am literally in town 1 night. ONE NIGHT!! I could take the whole day off, but NO! I chose to go to the dentist the tell some Ha Ha’s in Burbank. I’m inviting you to the latter.

Link for tix RIGHT HERE.

You have no excuses.

Be there or you suck.

This weekend: Ventura Harbor Comedy Club

One more night!!!

Two shows tonight. These are headline sets people. Somewhere between 60 and 120 minutes of me live on stage telling Ha Ha’s. (Closer to the 60) Plus, I’m working with Drake Witham. Two headliners. Twice the funny!! WTF?

Go to the link for more info. #reallife #realcomedy #realstandup

Be there, or be forced to work security at the next Trump rally.

March 11-12: Ventura Harbor Comedy Club, Ventura CA (LINK)
One show Friday, Two Saturday. Three headline sets. All weekend. That’s almost 3 hours of “Ha Ha’s” Hit the link above for more info

 

This weekend: Ventura Harbor Comedy Club

 

That’s 2 nights. Friday and Saturday. These are headline sets people. Somewhere between 60 and 120 minutes of me live on stage telling Ha Ha’s. (Closer to the 60) Plus, I’m working with Drake Witham. Two headliners. Twice the funny!! WTF?

Go to the link for more info. #reallife #realcomedy #realstandup

Be there, or be forced to work security at the next Trump rally.

March 11-12: Ventura Harbor Comedy Club, Ventura CA (LINK)
One show Friday, Two Saturday. Three headline sets. All weekend. That’s almost 3 hours of “Ha Ha’s” Hit the link above for more info

 

Tonight– The Muse on 8th

Comedy, singing, dancing, other stuff. It’s a Cabaret!! One of the cool things about performing in LA is some shows aren’t just regular, ya know? Some twists, turns, surprises, and shockers. Come out tonight and see.

March 10: Muse on 8th @7:30pm – Los Angeles, CA (LINK)

Be there or get dandruff.

#reallife
#realcomedy
#realstandup

 

This week: Burbank, LA, and Ventura!!

It’s back in Cali this week for Lenny Schmidt and the live show. 4 nights in a row.

March 9: Flappers @10pm – Burbank, CA (LINK)
I have 1/2 price tix for this show. IM me, NOW. I have to let them know by Tuesday night (March 8)

March 10: Muse on 8th @7:30pm – Los Angeles, CA (LINK)

March 11-12: Ventura Harbor Comedy Club, Ventura CA (LINK)
One show Friday, Two Saturday. Three headline sets. All weekend. That’s almost 3 hours of “Ha Ha’s” Hit the link above for more info

Be at one of these shows, or be forced to moderate the next GOP debate.

One Year Closer to Death

Back in LA next week…

Dec 8th: Flappers, Burbank – Main Room. I love this place!! Come out and seed Lenny tell jokes on his Birthday Eve.

Dec 9th: BIRTHDAY (Year closer to Death)

Dec 11-12: Jr’ Comedy Club, Valencia, CA – This is a headline set. Meaning not 10, not 20, not even 30 minutes of comedy….. try 50 MINUTES!!! That is correct. That’s what headlining is all about, baby. Take the ride up to Valencia. And don’t be all whiney…”But Lenny, Valencia is soo far, I’m so tired…” Blow me. It’s 15 minutes from the Valley. Make an effort. Plus, it’s in a Marie Callender’s, which means there’s pie. So shut up, start the car and head north.

Ticket and club info? click HERE FOR THE TOUR PAGE

Updated video? click HERE FOR THE STAND-UP VIDEO PAGE

Be there, or get coal for Christmas.