Tag: funny
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Tonight!!!

Your wait is over. Tonight – Tuesday March 12 – 7:30pm @FlappersComedy – Yoo Hoo room (they may or may not serve Yoo Hoo) I suggest you get there early and eat food. I’m funnier on a full stomach. Be there, or I will find you!!!!!~
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BURBANK!! This Tuesday

That’s tomorrow night for those who don’t have the days of he week memorized. Tuesday March 12 – 7:30pm @FlappersComedy – Yoo Hoo room (they may or may not serve Yoo Hoo) Last day to get Cheap seats RIGHT HERE.
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Tonight!! @zaniesstcharles

After last nights “Sold Out” show, we reload and do it again. This time…. we put it on tape. First show tonight is “Sold Out”. Still a few seats left for the 9:45 taping. Ticket code “5LIVE” gets you 2/4/1 @zaniesstcharles @pheasantrunresort
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Kenosha, WI: Oct 19-20 — STILL ON!!

There was a minor mishap with he clubs marketing/Advertising. However, do not worry. I will still be performing at the Kenosha Comedy Club Oct 19-20. As you were
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Last night in Little Rock!!

Let’s wrap this up strong people. 2 more shows @loonybinLR before I head back to sea. Get up, got out, gear your ass over here. Contact LR Loony Bin
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@LoonyBinOKC – Tonight!!

Let’s get the week off to a good start. I come back to town, TODAY, loaded with jokes, observations and opinions on life, love, and all things social media. Wednesday’s are Service Industry Night. Get in free with paystub from restaurant, hotel, club or casino. Also anyone can get $2.00 tickets for Wednesday by calling…
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Zanies in St. Charles – Three nights this week!!

Feel free to kneel during my performance. Sept 28-30 Back @ Zanies St. Charles in Pheasant Run resort @zaniesStCharles @comedyofchicago
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Good News / Bad News (for Chicago area)

First, the good news!! Next weekend is my last visit to the Chicago area until 2018. One of my FAVORITE clubs!! Sept 28-30 Back @ Zanies St. Charles in Pheasant Run resort Sure, it’s Bears/Packers Thursday night. But when that game is over about half way through the first quarter…..Come on out. See me. The…
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Back to the “Coal Mines”

I know, it’s not a “Coal Mine”. It’s a metaphor. Another fantastic summer vacation with my beautiful daughters has come to end. It’s off to school for them, and back to the stage for me. If ya think about it, they got the worse deal here. Book a cruise. Come out to the Caribbean, Mexico,…
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The Lenny Schmidt Store is ONLINE!!!

That’s right. You can now buy all things Lenny via the intraweb. It was one year ago this week I released “I am still here”. My fourth CD. Why not celebrate by ordering a signed CD and have it shipped directly to you? Genius, right? I’ll even write whatever you want on there. Just fill…